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Ask Patrick

I wanted to test him before I started sending people over, but it appears as if our frequent guest Patrick can indeed provide answers to every question.

Here’s a sample:

Q: does a full bladder count as a liquid carry-on?

A: Techincally, no, although a swallowed balloon with a mysterious substance would.

Even still, I would highly recommend against the full bladder due to random screening. It makes being groped by a TSA agent less enjoyable.

It should be noted that when the government uncovers a plot to blow up planes with explosive filled breast implants, we are going to have some interesting screening policies. It should be noted that I scored 19 out of 20 on the real/fake test and the 20th wasn’t at a fair angle.

It should be noted that I like the phrase “It should be noted”

So go ahead and stump him if you can.

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Posted on Saturday, September 23rd, 2006 at 4:27 pm under Life . Subscribe to responses: RSS 2.0 Comment Feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

2 Responses to “Ask Patrick”

  1. Patrick Says:
    September 25th, 2006 at 1:48 pm

    I understand it is scary to be able to ask me a question. Don’t worry, do not be intimidated - all questions answered, no matter how difficult or silly the question may seem.

  2. annette Says:
    September 25th, 2006 at 2:35 pm

    it is scary, fellow bloggies, but i took the plunge. i asked a really hard question–and patrick answered! it worked–it’s a lot like “mr. know-it-all” on the old “rocky and his friends” cartoon show.