Ask Patrick
I wanted to test him before I started sending people over, but it appears as if our frequent guest Patrick can indeed provide answers to every question.
Here’s a sample:
Q: does a full bladder count as a liquid carry-on?
A: Techincally, no, although a swallowed balloon with a mysterious substance would.
Even still, I would highly recommend against the full bladder due to random screening. It makes being groped by a TSA agent less enjoyable.
It should be noted that when the government uncovers a plot to blow up planes with explosive filled breast implants, we are going to have some interesting screening policies. It should be noted that I scored 19 out of 20 on the real/fake test and the 20th wasn’t at a fair angle.
It should be noted that I like the phrase “It should be noted”
So go ahead and stump him if you can.
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I understand it is scary to be able to ask me a question. Don’t worry, do not be intimidated – all questions answered, no matter how difficult or silly the question may seem.
it is scary, fellow bloggies, but i took the plunge. i asked a really hard question–and patrick answered! it worked–it’s a lot like “mr. know-it-all” on the old “rocky and his friends” cartoon show.