Comments on: Chocolate and liver

By: annette

annette — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 15:41:52 +0000

my head is reeling with confusion–david bowie is superman’s dad? jim henson is in the princess bride, or is he the creator of taz? isn’t jareth the guy who lost all that weight eating subway sandwiches???? obviously being the last person on the face of the earth to see “the princess diaries” is not enough, not even a good start. i believe i’m developing a taste for elk liver.

By: robin

robin — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 03:16:02 +0000

Me, not know that Buttercup and Westley are from the glorious “The Princess Bride”? Incontheivable!

By: Patrick

Patrick — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:36:38 +0000

Incidently, Superman’s dad - Jor-El II

By: Patrick

Patrick — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:32:10 +0000

Google is your friend. I did substitute the word ‘chocolate’ for you.

The big finale - Jennifer Connelly says to David Bowie,
“Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me. ”

Jim Henson is a god.

You are missing some serious cult classics. Next you’ll say you have no idea who Buttercup and Westley are. *shakes head*

By: robin

robin — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:10:44 +0000

Patrick, I’m sorry, but I have absolutely NO idea what you’re talking about. Who is Jareth? What on earth is that quote?

Oh, wait a minute, it’s coming back to me. Is Jareth Superman’s father or something?

Still no clue.

Refuse to google it.

By: Patrick

Patrick — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:53:38 +0000

Robin, I’ve been debating this for a while now. Are you comparing me to Jareth?

“*Everything*! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the chocolate be taken. I took it. You cowered before me and I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down.

And I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn’t that generous?”

By: robin

robin — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 15:29:46 +0000

BJ, I would never impose my chocolatelessness (how’s that for a word?) on other people. Of course the contest will continue. People need their chocolate, and they need it now. Who am I to stand in their way?

And yes, you should teach me how to change the banner myself. It will save you having to roll your eyes so much.

By: bj

bj — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 15:22:14 +0000

You want to change the banner AGAIN? (weighs time spent changing banner numerous times over time teaching Robin how to do it herself . . . )

Robin, I somehow think a raw liver contest won’t fly . . .

And Patrick, let’s be accurate here. Let’s replace (have no clue why they’re) popular BURNED coffee beans with small pieces of BURNED liver. What’s that smell???

By: robin

robin — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 15:24:51 +0000

Patrick, you have no power here. I’m going out for Starbucks right now.

(Be strong, be strong . . .)

By: Patrick

Patrick — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 01:05:39 +0000

I think it is more fun to come up with images that change others eating habits.

Imagine, if you will, me sneaking into Starbucks and replacing popular coffee beans with small cuts of raw liver. Hence forth we will now refer to coffee as Raw Liver Grande please.

(What Patrick actually said -
Did you know an average adult killer whale eats approximately 4% of its body weight in food per day. Although a killer whale’s diet is comprised mostly of water, it contains approximately 0-0.5% carbohydrates, 12-19% proteins, and 2-16% fats.)