Comments on: Pull on your big girl panties

By: annette

annette — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 17:29:32 +0000

it sounds creepy, threesome-ish. i’d rather just arm wrestle you for him.

By: robin

robin — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:54:24 +0000

Alkelda, what a peacemaker you are. I’m willing. Annette?

By: Alkelda

Alkelda — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:52:24 +0000

Robin: Perhaps there can be some sort of time-travel sharing. You could have Denzel-of-the-Present and Annette hangs out with Denzel-10-Minutes-Into-the-Future. Then, just do a switcheroo. I got the idea from the 2nd Austin Powers movie.

By: Patrick

Patrick — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:07:28 +0000

Annette, if you are trying to breath through your underwear, I think you might be doing it wrong. I’d suggest trying yoga to help improve your breathing techniques.

By: annette

annette — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:17:50 +0000

p.s. i meant “postage stamp” size– not “ups delivering your dell computer with scanner and printer” size.

By: robin

robin — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:15:53 +0000

Alkelda, sorry, but you are so wrong. There’s gonna be a rumble.

Sara, ha! Glad it worked. You might need the bumper sticker. Or a t-shirt.

Annette, thank you for bringing that very informative, HIGHLY personal topic to the attention of the blog. Do you really want Denzel to know all that about you? Because I’m pretty sure he reads my blog almost every day.

By: annette

annette — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:56:31 +0000

one last observation directed to the “panties” part of this post–am i the last american woman standing that does not shave, wax or otherwise deny the right to exist of that fur protected part of the female anatomy otherwise known as the “pubis?” i ask this question because i’ve always been comfortable in some full-on drawers (lace trimed, hip-hugging, but none-the-less providing total protection from feminine wetness and comfortable to boot). so a couple weeks ago two friends, independently of each other and apropos of nothing, purported to “turn me on” to the very best, most wonderful, panties in the entire universe (one, in the realm of tmi, volunteered that she had started to wear underwear “again”, ugh, based upon the magical qualities of these panties). so i bit. went to dillards, $26 a pop. thank goodness i tried a pair on before i left the store. seriously, postage sized–why bother, and not, i repeat, not a breathable fabric. so i’m stickin’ to my real girl UNDERPANTS, not “panties”, and damn they feel good!

By: Sara

Sara — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 20:54:41 +0000

Robin, I know you’ll never play golf, but I had to laugh because you were out on the course with me today. Every time I was faced with a scary shot I didn’t like, I could hear you saying: “Sara, just pull on your big girl panties and DO IT.”

Amazingly, it worked. Apparently, big girl panties fit really well under a skirt.

By: Alkelda

Alkelda — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:53:29 +0000

Now, Annette and Robin, I’m sure there’s enough Denzel for both of you!

By: Patrick

Patrick — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:36:58 +0000

Annette, it’s ok to admit you just wanted to see if the plumber was hot and test him for plumber crack.

And how come I’m the only one who thought of Shallow Hal after seeing the title of the post? I just hear the emphasis on big a little differently, I guess.