Comments on: Weekly massages and other fantasies

By: Patrick

Patrick — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 23:14:27 +0000

6. Fly Barry in to make me Oatmeal for breakfast.

It didn’t make the top five because Barry hates to fly.

By: Patrick

Patrick — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 23:12:58 +0000

1. Monthly visits to reality. I hear it is quite nice there and I always mean to go.

2. Take over the world. I mean, it’s mine, but I need to actually assert my dominace.

3. Hire Diana to off a few people in exchange for maid service.

4. Mingle with the unwashed masses more often.

5. Hire Meryl Streep as a personal assistant.
“Hey is that Meryl Streep?”
“Yes, she’s my assistant. Hey, Meryl, fetch us some doughnuts.”

By: Heather Harper

Heather Harper — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 18:37:29 +0000

1. A clean house.
2. No lingering laundry.
2. Regular pedicures.
3. Monthly Bookstore excursions. No children allowed.
4. Monthly movie night. No children allowed. (The last movie I saw in a theater was Chicken Little.)

By: Diana

Diana — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 18:34:12 +0000

Weekly Massages? Are you kidding me?

Indulgences I would like to have:

1. Monthly trips to Florida, which is where I grew up, and which I miss. A plane flight to Florida from DC is often the same price as a massage, and I’d only do it once a month.

2. A maid. Oh, I’d kill for a maid.

3. Robin’s #5.

4. A hot tub. This may be solved by #1.

5. One trip to Europe.

By: Patrick

Patrick — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 18:25:19 +0000

Note to self: Not everyone gets weekly massages. How quaint. I’ll have to remember that when writing contemporary. Ah to add such gritty realism!!!