What do I have to do to become a Baptist? Must I change my name to John? These people are on to all your tricks luring them with salsa(dancing, not mexican food) and a cruise. Really, I’d fall for that.

“That’s so piccoline chromatey” never really took off as an expression.

And it is a misperception that cheese is good. Actually, soup is good.

I’m quite enjoying Annette’s venture into lesbianism. Do go on with the story.

Those Baptists are right on. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen a ballet production just break down into an orgy. It’s appalling.

this isn’t by any chance the movie with antonio banderas is it? is there any reason (even if it doesn’t have banderas or maybe because it does) that we should shell out 9 big ones when we can watch dancing with the stars for free?–it don’t get much cheesier than that. how did the word cheese get so mal or mis appropriated, by the way–cheese is good, cheetos are good, nachos are gooood–just wonderin’, expect patrick may know.

i took some dance lessons last year, at my house, along with one of my daughters and her boyfriend. because my husband refused to participate i had to dance with the instructor, who just happens to be the 25 year old daughter of one of my dearest friends. i know, a little weird, weirder still is she’s the only one i can dance with. despite the age difference we make a pretty cute couple so i expect we’ll be taking a cruise together in the near future.

Do you know I wasn’t even allowed to take tap dancing or ballet lessons when I was a little girl? There went my dreams of Broadway stardom. So unfair.