Comments on: The glamour crowd at Albertsons

By: robin

robin — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 23:59:43 +0000

Heather, I’m back in the room for the quickest of breaks right now, but I can tell you that all day long it’s been nothing but pants tucked into boots. WHERE ARE MY PEOPLE?

Barry, too bad, so sad. I feel your oatmeallessness.

By: Barry

Barry — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 22:37:21 +0000

Something horrible and unthinkable happened today: I went to the pantry for my oatmeal and IT WAS GONE!

Yes, in a fit of madness, SOMEONE used the last of the oatmeal to make…cookies!

Fortunately, I still had my emergency stash of microwaveable oatmeal packets, in fruit flavors. Peaches and Cream to the rescue! Breakfast is saved!

By: Heather Harper

Heather Harper — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 20:27:10 +0000

You go, Robin! Give them all a dose of reality. Fleece rules the world.

By: Herb

Herb — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 16:19:43 +0000

I loved the Flash Gordon Serial. I can’t wait until tomorrow to see what happens to Fleece Girl.

By: Patrick

Patrick — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 15:19:53 +0000

Oh, sorry for giving away your secret identity. Also, apologies to Barry - “The Oatmeal King”

By: robin

robin — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 14:06:54 +0000

Toward the end of his life, someone asked George Bernard Shaw what person in history he would most like to have been. He answered that he would most like to have been the George Bernard Shaw he might have been and never became.

At times, Patrick, I wish I could be who you pretend I could be. Sigh.

By: Patrick

Patrick — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 13:42:44 +0000

Patrolling high above the city in the FleeceMobile, Fleece Girl hears the sound of breaking glass and screaming Starbucks patrons. Landing the FleeceMobile and jumping through the broken window of Starbucks, Fleece Girl finds the Evil and Twisted Coffee Monster ruthlessly beating a starbucks employee with his own severed arm.

“C is for COFFEE,” bellowed Coffee Monster.
“Put that arm down and back away from the beans, Monster,” said Fleece Girl.

The Men’s room door flies open and out walks MegaRobot Caffeinator.
“Trap. Fell. My. Into. Fleece Girl.” bleeped the MegaRobot.

Dark Queen Fashionista appeared in the window behind Fleece Girl.
“I’m going to tuck your pants into uncomfortable non-water proof boots, Fleece Girl,” hissed the Fashionista.

Will Fleece Girl pull the wool over their eyes?

Will Barry arrive with oatmeal in time?

Are Ninjas lurking near by?

Tune in tomorrow, same Fleece time, same Fleece channel!!!