Let’s fatten our friends
Over these upcoming weeks of pre-Christmas shopping (I know, settle down, just deal with it), I’m going to be soliciting your ideas for mail-order gifts so I never have to leave my house except to get groceries and walk the dog. It will be like Oprah’s Favorite Things show, but I hate to break it to you, you won’t find a surprise gift from me under your seat. The monthly chocolate contest is as good as it gets.
So let’s start with the easiest category: Food to Fatten our Friends.
My own leading contender is the Garrett’s Popcorn my friend Carolyn sent me for my birthday a few weeks ago–the popcorn that’s more addictive than coffee or Lost or perhaps even crack, if that’s your thing. I’ve linked you right to the killer combination: half cheese, half caramel. You take a handful from one side, a handful of the other, build your own bowl of it, rinse, repeat, have about eighty more helpings. In a row.
Garrett’s Popcorn also happens to be one of Oprah’s Favorite Things, so we’re all in good company here. And when you order big buckets for your friends, do yourself a favor and DO NOT order one for yourself. It’s like falling in love with a movie star who’s only in town for a few weeks. He’s no good, sistah. Run away. If you start it up, you’ll always regret you couldn’t have more.
Oh, but I guess in this case you could just order another tin any time you had a hankering, so never mind–go nuts. You will either love me or hate me for getting you hooked.
Okay, your turn. What else shall we send our loved ones near and far to make sure all their pants are too tight?
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October 23rd, 2006 at 6:43 am
Harry and David anything is always a good choice.
But I think you already know that.
October 23rd, 2006 at 7:32 am
Last Xmas, my friend sent me a basket from Omaha Steaks. OMG… SOOOOOOOOOOOO good! And so much food!
October 23rd, 2006 at 8:27 am
I second the Harry & David suggestion-those catalogs are like food porn,I swear!
October 23rd, 2006 at 10:38 am
the pears from harry and david are orgasmic–i love them so, i think i’ll send them to myself (along with their blue cheese, superb!). last x-mas i gave my son-in-law wanna be the bar-b-que assortment from omaha steaks, put it in a big coleman ice chest with beer, an apron, cooking utensils and a set of steak knives–huge success.
October 23rd, 2006 at 1:51 pm
I too crave the pears from Harry and David’s. If you like Blueberries, there is a company in Maine that has everything you could possibly imagine made with blueberries-I received a gift basket from them and it was fantastic. If any body wants to know, I’ll try and find the catalog.
October 24th, 2006 at 11:04 am
Thanks for the ideas, everyone! If anyone has any more, let me know!
October 24th, 2006 at 6:38 pm
just wanted to say, if any of my fellow bloggies would like to try out their potential x-mas goodie-gifts please send them to me (robin will provide confidential details) for an honest assessment and heartfelt thanks. (it may be tax deductable).
October 24th, 2006 at 6:54 pm
Annette, your selflessness is such an inspiration.
October 24th, 2006 at 7:36 pm
Robin - I was thinking of getting this for all my friends this Christmas. Do you think Annette would be willing to sample for me?
http://www.exoticmeats.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=97&osCsid=2b947d52eac9a7906cc60bac4f00ff35
October 24th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
From what I saw on the post before this one, I’m guessing you’ll get lots of takers.
October 24th, 2006 at 9:05 pm
patrick, YOU ROCK–X-mas shopping accomplished!!!!
October 25th, 2006 at 9:43 am
Unique Coffee Roasters is a fave of mine. Costa Rican Royal Tarrazu or Tanzanian Peaberry for everyday coffee, the Italian (colosseum) roast for espresso.