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This post is an accident, and my program won’t let me delete it. Please look away.

Thank you.

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  1. Patrick Says:

    WHAT???

  2. Patrick Says:

    Are you no longer moderating??

  3. robin Says:

    I’m having trouble, P. It’s quite annoying, so let’s not talk about it.

  4. Patrick Says:

    What, you mean you didn’t plan on not naming this post, enabling unmoderated comments and not posting a picture?

    I was pretty sure it was all intentional.

    Oh well. Good luck. I’m gonna read TTW now. G’night. :)

  5. Katie Says:

    I don’t believe in accidents, Robin. I believe everything happens for a reason.

  6. Heather Harper Says:

    I agree with Katie.

    Commenting on this errant post makes me feel like the member of a secret club. I could of course be reading way too much into this…

  7. Kelly Says:

    If it’s a secret club, can I join? I clearly can’t look away.

    Heather: Are you the Heather who won a copy of the new Gennifer Chodlenko book? If so, please send me an e-mail!!

  8. Patrick Says:

    Kelly, I’m the Heather that won, because I win everything.

  9. Kelly Says:

    Patrick, :)

  10. Patrick Says:

    Shhhh - we’re on the 594. Don’t tell anyone, but pass it on.

  11. adrienne Says:

    “Please look away” is the same as saying, “Look! Read the comments! Leave a comment!” This is a brilliant blogging strategy.

  12. robin Says:

    I have one simple question: Who could not love people such as all of you? Seriously, right now I am so charmed I feel like throwing everyone a big party so we can all meet each other and hang out.

    Wait a minute, that’s the thing that’s taken over my to-do list these past several days. It’s like getting drunk and ending up pregnant more than once.

    Stop making me laugh! Isn’t one kidlit conference enough?

  13. annette Says:

    I LOVE THIS POST–so non-threatening, so liberating. its about what one would do if visited by a brillant silver and pink (or blue) unicorn and taken to the magical land of the unicorn king (and queen), a flower festooned meadow at the end of the rainbow…ahhhh. but what if a big black poop-covered dog attacked the unicorn or it was captured by jedi, oh its much more complcated that i first thought. please blog mistress come back, this is too much responsibilty.

  14. Patrick Says:

    It’s like getting drunk and ending up pregnant more than once.

    Ok, that’s not the sort of 594 confession we need to be sharing.

  15. vivian Says:

    These comments are exactly why I can’t look away.

  16. Heather Harper Says:

    Kelly, I don’t think it was me. Sorry.

    And what in the heck does 594 mean?

  17. annette Says:

    heather, don’t you get it! HE wants you to ask that–you totally took the bait and now we will all suffer.

  18. Heather Harper Says:

    Oh.

    Well crap.

  19. robin Says:

    You guys realize you’re making it impossible for me to ever delete this post, even if I can someday, right?

  20. Molly Says:

    I will make it purposeful! Congrats to Christen the Pink-Haired Librarian, not only for her article in June’s Library Journal, but for prompting (probably tons, but) two responses that were published in this month’s LJ! Awesome!

  21. robin Says:

    How wonderful! Thanks for letting us know, Molly. Congratulations, Christen!

  22. Patrick Says:

    Look at the Recent Entries. We’re on the 594, shhh.

  23. Katie Says:

    It’s like being on Platform 9¾!

  24. Christen Says:

    Molly, thank you sooo much for posting that! My new boss doesn’t like to share her LJs, so I wouldn’t have known those comments were there! And yes, I have gotten *tons* of feedback and even a job offer =)

  25. Sara Says:

    594 bottles of beer on the wall, 594 bottles of beer!

    (Sorry. Couldn’t help myself. But you WERE on a road trip.

  26. annette Says:

    for god’s sake christen–get a new boss.

  27. Jen Robinson Says:

    I, too, was sucked in by the question of: how on earth can there be 26 comments to a post that only says “This post is an accident, and my program won’t let me delete it. Please look away.”? If that doesn’t make the Kidlitosphere, and your site in particular, a community, I don’t know what does.

  28. Christen Says:

    Annette… this is a new boss =(

  29. eisha Says:

    Um, hey guys. What’s up? I heard there was a party over on 594, and thought I’d bring some chips & salsa.

    Anyone up for Truth or Dare?

  30. robin Says:

    Eisha, crack. Me. Up.

    Jen, my reaction exactly.

    Thought you’d all appreciate this: lately one of the spams I’ve been getting–including for this post–says, “I couldn’t understand some parts of this article [spam portion], but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.”

    For once that just might apply.

  31. Barry Says:

    I get that spam, too, Robin. Looks like we’re on the same list.

  32. robin Says:

    Cool! We made the List together!

    Oh, wait–different list.

  33. Keith Says:

    Whatever list you guys are on has something to do with 594 men in little white coats. I’m on that list too. Where’s the campfire and s’mores? Anyone up for pudgy pies? I’m camping out.

  34. robin Says:

    Keith, never heard of pudgy pies, but obviously they must be included.

  35. Keith Says:

    Never heard of pudgie pies? You haven’t lived until you’ve had a pudgie pie oozing with cherry pie filling. I think I’ve eaten at least 594 of them!

  36. RM1(SS) (ret) Says:

    As far as we submariners are concerned, it would be much better to be on the 594 than on the 593….

  37. robin Says:

    RM1, excuse my ignorance, but we submariners would prefer 594 because . . .?

  38. Patrick Says:

    Wasn’t there a film?

    http://www.submariners.co.uk/Dits/Articles/U593.htm

    Most sub guys will prefer to be on one that doesn’t sink.

  39. RM1(SS) (ret) Says:

    USS Thresher (SSN 593).

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Thresher_%28SSN-593%29

    Patrick: All of them sink. We prefer to be on the ones that come back up. 8) That’s the big thing about skimmers (surface ships) - just doesn’t make sense to me to go out to sea on something that wasn’t designed to come back up again after it sinks….