Comments on: Now it can be told: the TV satellite tour

By: robin

robin — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:15:08 +0000

Annette, let’s not wander back into that whole bedonk-a-donk phase you led us into earlier this year, ‘kay? Once we established that I didn’t even know what that meant (and that Deborah, Patrick, and so many others did), it was all downhill.

By: annette

annette — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 00:57:41 +0000

no rb, i am not a “stunt-double”. what apparently appears to be twice as much butt as necessary is all mine and i’m willing to sacrifice a HUGE portion of that bodacious bedonk-a-donk to the cause. unfortunately, not unlike the liver, the human a** is one of the few organs that regenerates. damn.

By: robin

robin — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 23:01:38 +0000

Thanks, Katie! And I’ll look into the vaccine.

Annette, do you speak of yourself? Are you a butt stunt double or something?

By: Katie Alender

Katie Alender — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:43:06 +0000

You should get your dogs the rattlesnake vaccine.

Good luck with the interviews tomorrow!

By: annette

annette — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:41:20 +0000

robin, if you have to have your snake bitten butt amputated, no worries, i have a doner ready to go…

By: robin

robin — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:14:02 +0000

Eisha, snake breaking class: oh, yeah. It’s coming up this Saturday. Can’t wait to tell you all about it afterward, because I’m sure it will be quite the thing.

Thanks, Dylan!

Herb, I’m sure you’re right about what the snake was thinking. And what’s the cure for snake-bitten butt? Amputation, unfortunately.

Laini, I mean this in the kindest way, but your sister is kind of a freak. I mean, who goes out of their way to play with snakes? Please! It’s like those people who swim with sharks. Let’s all remember evolution, people. Let’s try to be survivors.

Alkelda, I’m with you. Snakes = no, thank you. But yes, I did appreciate getting the warning. I actually said a little thank you prayer to the snake for letting me know he was there and was feeling so pissed off.

By: Alkelda

Alkelda — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 22:12:58 +0000

I’m glad Herb noted the snake part of the post. I’m thrilled for you to be on tv (and I hope I catch it in one way or another), but… snakes! Aiee! I spent the first part of my life in West Virginia, and after that, decided I wanted to live in a state with no poisonous snakes. I stepped on a copperhead once, and fortunately for me, I was not bitten. At least the rattlesnakes give some warning.

By: Laini

Laini — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:43:03 +0000

Wow! That is so awesome, Robin! If you can, please post a video link later on so we can see you!! Kudos to Random House for getting such great publicity going. (dream, dream)

As for the snake, he’s probably telling his buddies his own story right now! ha ha — My sister went to AZ for grad school just for the snakes — she did her dissertation on something like sexual size dimorphism in the Western Diamondback. She has “pet” rattlers in two sets of glass-fronted cabinets in her living room. Eek! AND she was bitten once and had to have gnarly anti-venin, and same with her father-in-law, who works as a volunteer in Phoenix removing rattlers from backyards. Rattler country!!

Good luck on TV, and have fun at drinks night!

By: Herb

Herb — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:18:29 +0000

I think the snake was saying Hey!! I don’t pee in your living room so don’t pee in mine. So what is the treatment for a snake bitten butt.

Good luck on the interviews. Hopefully someone will get it on youtube.

By: Dylan

Dylan — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:56:28 +0000

YAY! Congratulations Robin! I’m sure you’ll do great! Have fun!